Book of Randomness

Insults Galore

Yay, double update!

So today I had another lovely conversation with @erodrelle. Well... I'm not too sure if 'lovely' is the word to use. Maybe, I don't know, random?

INTENTIONAL IRONY

Anyways. So, we were talking about making videos and such on YouTube, and she disappeared. I kept sending messages, one of them being

"You bloody asshat" Which I'll have you know had no sincerity to it.

When she read the messages and replied, she commented on what I had said.
Me, being the sarcastic troll I am, just acted stupid.

And that's when she called me a Feather Duster.

Now, before I carry on, I just want to point out that this kind of thing happens often, and there is no meaning to our words.

Me: you tail coat

Erodelle: you paper clip

Me: you boil brained harpy

Erodrelle: you flower pot

Me: you salad plate

Erodrelle: you dead battery

Me: you tapestry of a naked monkeys butt

Erodrelle stopped and said that she was kind of impressed. Now, this being a huge accomplishment in my books, I responded with:

"You? Gordon Ramsey? Impressed?"

I was internally crying from laughter at that point. I don't know about her, but I was proud of myself for that. In another sense, this is just a huge neon light that says 'you've been watching Kitchen Nightmares and Hells Kitchen too much, dude. Too much.'

Carrying on.

Erodrelle: wow. You learn something everyday.

Me: You broken guitar string!

Erodrelle: ouch. You broken record!

Me: YOU CLEAR THUMBTACK THAT PEOPLE LOOSE AND STEP ON LATER

Erodrelle: you useless fangirl

Me: wait if I'm a useless fangirl what does that make you?

Erodrelle: I'm nothing.

Me: you nothing

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Okay, okay that's all for this chapter. My pinkie finger fell asleep and feels all staticky, and this goes on for a while.
Once again, thank you all for tolerating this, and be sure to check out @erodrell 's stories! Better yet, hit that follow button! Ciao!