So, my social studies teacher has a Short temper, but is freaking hilarious. Mr. G isn't afraid to let a swear word slip occasionally, I should probably mention that now.
Anyways, carrying on!
It's the last block of the day, and my class is in Social Studies. I had my trusty side kick, Erodrelle to my left. (cause that's the only side she's ever on, so I'm always on the right side of people, even if that person isn't Erodrelle. Habits!)
Mr. G was putting some of the students in positions like emperor or soldier, so we could understand the lesson slightly better.
I was a fûcking king. Yessssss
"So, king Author-San goes an-"
A French immersion boy in my class named Noah raised his hand. Now, Mr. G is also my French teacher, so the French immersion students and he have some sort of unspoken hatred for each other. (I dunno, you'd have to ask @erodrelle for the dets on that one.)
You could practically hear Mr. G roll his eyes. "Noah I swear to god, if this is another 'what if' question I will strangle you after school."
Noah shook his head and promised that it wasn't a 'what if' question, and asked "wouldn't it be QUEEN Author-San?"
I remember internally cringing at that.
Mr. G tensed up and hisses between clenched teeth, "nobody gives a shit, Noah."
Now then. That's when I nearly peed myself laughing. It was a beautiful moment, a fifty seconds of my life that will go down in history. My senior quote. The words I want on my tombstone.
To this day, you can still hear some people saying "nobody gives a shit, Noah." In a teasing way. Poor Noah.
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Book of Randomness
De TodoOkay. So this book will consist of basically everything random. From funny experiences, to stories and quotes. Basically I felt awkward not having anything in my 'works' section on this account, so I thought I'd try and write something, be product...
