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So, you probably remember me mentioning @erodrelle, multiple times. You know, the French Fry?

Sometimes we'll be talking, and everything will be normal until 'man, we have like... 993 fictional husbands. Damn.' And I'll mention it.

She'll usually just shrug it off, make a pun and laugh, but I really think about it.

I mean, if one day a miracle happened and suddenly, all of my fictional crushes/husbands we real, BAH BAM I'm classified as a slut. (Whorey is that you?)

Not that it would be that bad, cause you know, HOT FICTIONAL PEOPLE CONVERSING WITH ME isn't something I wouldn't want.

And let's be honest, none of you would feel any shame either (probably).

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Oh
Oh wait
If someone took offense to this
Sorry bout that
But look
Just look at all the imaginary fugs I give
Oops
They went out the window
To Hogwarts
Maybe I should go get them
Buh bye, love y'all
Stay in school

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