"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
- L o r d V o l d e m o r t
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"DID YOU START READING IT?!?! DID YOU?!?"
"Um... no..."
"BUT WHY?!?!"
"Because it's not like I have all the time in the world to go and buy a book... I do other things..."
"LIKE WHAT? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE INTERESTING THAN READING?!?!"
"Um... my social life?"
"What's a... social life?"
"Oh my god, please tell me that was a joke."
"Of course it was! I'm just SO funny, right?"
"Sure."
"Could you at least TRY to communicate with me?"
"Well, it's not like I can talk about Hairy Pothead to you. What the heck am I supposed to say?"
"Um... how excited you are to start reading it?"
"I'm not excited. For the record, I'm only reading it because YOU are FORCING me."
"Ouch, that hurt. My tiny little heart is now breaking into small, fragile pieces."
"Stop with the dramatic stuff. It's not going to work."
"Heartless woman."
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Nothing!"
"Did I hear you say 'heartless woman'?"
"No! No you didn't!"
"Is that so? Wait one second, let me just go get my knives... Ah, here they are. Say your prayers, boy."
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I STILL WANT TO GO TO BOOKCON!"
"I'm about to kill you, and all you care about is some book event?"
"Um, duh. What else should I be worrying about?"
"Your life...?"
"Oh yeah, that too. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
"Whatever, Wizard Boy. I guess if I killed you I wouldn't have anything interesting to look forward to anymore. So... I'll let you off just this once."
"So... you think I'm interesting? Hehehehheheheheehhehehehehehehehehhe-"
"I wouldn't say you're THAT interesting, just... interesting enough to keep me from feeling bored."
"Is SOMEONE in denial?" *smirk*
"No. This is not one of those sappy cliche love stories that people just seem to adore."
"..."
"..."
"In time, my dear. In time."
"What the hell does that mean? Hello? Hello?"
"I will kill him for hanging up on me."
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Magic Sticks (ON HOLD)
Short StoryMILFORD BEAUREGARDE, more commonly known as Beau, is no ordinary boy. While he does not have a lightning-shaped scar on his head, he has the abilities and mentality of a true fanboy. So when he accidentally calls CAREY QUEEN, a girl with a hatred fo...
