Answer for StarSprangledTadashi

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Answer for StarSpangledTadashi I'm surprised that Yamaguchi Tadashi from Karasuno has asked I, Captain Kuroo, Quiff King, Trash Heap Kuroo, a question. He also got flagged for swearing?! Oh my, what an online rebel. I'm trying not to piss myself laughing!

Anyways. He asks who would I fuck, marry and kill out of... Bokuto, Daichi and Oikawa...?

This feels simple.

Fuck: Oikawa, he's pretty...

Kill: sorry Daichi, bro please don't kill me.

Marry: I'D TOTALLY MARRY MY BRO. THIS BROMANCE IS STRONGER THAN BROKUTO'S EYEBROW GAME!

Me: I got you some BROses.
Bokuto: Awe bro, I got you some DafiDUDES.
Both: Bro<3

Me: you ready for our non-romantic bro date?
Bokuto: I brought some BROcamole.
Me: Sweet, I brought the DUDEritos.

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