Hey everyone, you decided to read this, so you obviously has excellent taste! I like you. Okay, so first I wanted to dedicate this book to my best friend Ashton for letting me use the amazing name Ashton and my other best friend Marybeth for letting me use the beautiful name Marybeth.
And I would just like to say, if anyone who happens to be a homophobe is reading this, you should leave now because I like homos. I'm sorry if that offends you. Oh wait. No I'm not.
And I also wanted to thank my followers, because all of you are just AMAZING.
Okay, I'm done. On with the story!
