Jack Dawson updated his status:
"What's a selfie? Do you know guys?"
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Cal Hockley: How did you know facebook?
Jack Dawson: I discovered it Hahaha
Can Hockley: And then what are you doing here?
Jack Dawson: Facebooking duhh
Cal Hockley: But you're poor you don't have any money to have a computer
Jack Dawson: I have FYI i'm working as a part-time artist duhh
Cal Hockley: You rat!!!
Jack Dawson: Bwahahaha
Cal Hockley: *gives death wish*
Jack Dawson: *protects from unicorn power* take that!!
Cal Hockley: *baking a pie with poison*
Jack Dawson: *command a freaking rat to eat the death pie*
hahahaha die rat!!!
Rat's family: Youu killed our son!!
Jack Dawson: Oh i didn't know it's your son i'm sorry...
Cal Hockley: Does a rat have facebook?
Jack Dawson: Idk i think they have, maybe it's because of their high intelligence....
Cal Hockley: You think you're a genius? Well you're not...
Jack Dawson: Well i am, and i will prove it...
Cal Hockley: Okay what is the scientific name of a rat?
Jack Dawson: Rattus duhh... I'm a genius
Cal Hockley: So again what's a selfie?
Jack Dawson: According to Google it says:
a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and shared via social media.
Bam!
Cal Hockley: According to Urban Dictionary:
it's a selfie that has been taken using a mirror
Jack Dawson: Hey! That's a mirror selfie! It's not a selfie duh...
Cal Hockley: Since when do you know how to search? Hmmm?
Jack Dawson: According to my calculations 10 minutes ago
Hiya!
Cal Hockley: Uhhh you're so! Nevermind...
O_O
Cal Hockley left the conversation.
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If Jack Dawson Had a Social Media
Randomwell, we all know what happened but what if?... thank you for the support! discontinued started: jan 16 2016 ended: jul 25 2016
