Once a upon time in far away land there lived a princess named
C: Rose!
And that people called her
C: Rose of thorns!
And she lived in
C: The dumpsite!
R: What!
And that she was very beautiful in appearance and
C: The majestic eagle captures Rose and throw her in the dumpsite!
J: No way
C: Yes way!
And Rose is thrown in the dump site and she-
C: Is dancing in the bed of roses!
Rat: And I conquered the world!!
J: Your back!
R: Get lost!
Rat: No, I will get my revenge!
C: The stupid pest is back! You pest!
Rat: What?
J: I thought you died!
Rat: No, I was just sleeping! *lighting and sound effects* bwahahahahahahaha! Trick u!
J: No!!! Waaahh!
C: Stop being immature Jack Dawson! I mean u freaky Rattus
J: ARGGH!
R: Association of Rat Gorgeous God Henry
Henry: I conquered the world!
J: Who are you?
Henry: I'm Henry Henrietta the God of Rats!!
J: So, that one rat is it your son?
Henry: No, it's my wife! U disobeyed the law of Girls, you must be punished. In the Ass!
J: Waah! Not in the ass! I'm so sorry I didn't know it's your wife! I thought she's a boy!
Rat: I'm not a boy! I conquered the world!
C: So, are you transgender?
Rat: I conquered the world!
Let's move on they're being crazy...
J: Let us hide!
R: Where are we going to hide!
And, turn the lights off good night
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If Jack Dawson Had a Social Media
Losowewell, we all know what happened but what if?... thank you for the support! discontinued started: jan 16 2016 ended: jul 25 2016