Sexting (fail)

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NIALL:

N: I miss u

Y/n: aww baby I miss u too

N: I miss your hugs, your kisses, but I just miss you ;-)

Y/n: babe ur not drunk r u?

N: no, but I'm definitely leaving early. I'm getting hard just thinking about you.

Y/n: haha omfg. Niall it's y/s/n (your sister's name) Y/n ran to the shop quickly, but I'll pass on the message.

N: Y/s/n?! Oh fuck! Delete the messages!!!!

Y/n: hmm. I'll think about it. Bye Niall.

N: y/s/n?

N: Y/S/N?!?!

HARRY:

H: hey baby.

Y/n: sup curly fries?

H: It's really boring being on tour without u.

Y/n: don't worry babe it's only two more weeks.

H: 2 weeks? 2 weeks?! There's only so much my hand can do in 2 weeks ;-)

Y/n: what?

H: dw baby. What r u wearing?

Y/n: clothes nigga! Dafuq u think I'm wearing?!

H: haha. Well have u been thinking about me recently. I know u miss our late night fun.

Y/n: Haz I'm not gonna fucking finger myself to ur messages just coz u can't handle ur 'little' problem.

H: ur no fun baby.

Y/n: see u in 2 weeks Harry.

H: hahaha very funny.

H:babe?

H: I guess I'm using my hands then.

LIAM:

L: babyyyyyy where r u?

Y/n: Liam, I already told you, I'm at y/f/n pool party.

L: send me a pic ;-)

Y/n: Liam! Piss off!

L: c'mon babe don't be like that. I'll just sit here, alone, me and my hand, thinking of you

L: I'm rock hard babe

Y/n: oh btw Liam I've been reading our whole convo out loud, and everyone's pissing themselves.

L: those messages were PRIVATE y/n

Y/n: I did tell you I was at a party

LOUIS:

LT: seriously, when r u leaving your office? I need you

Y/n: Louis, I told you already, I have a ton of paperwork I need to do.

LT: you can do me ;-)

Y/n: erm excuse me.

LT: do I need to spell it out y/n? I'm H.O.R.N.Y

Y/n: Lou, dear look who you're texting.

LT: oh shit! How r u Mrs y/l/n

"Y/n": I'm fine thank you. I hope you're treating my daughter right.

LT: of course. In fact I've just finished making dinner.

"Y/n": Good. I'll see you on Sunday Louis, and let's forget this rather 'interesting' encounter.

LT: very much agreed Mrs y/l/n.

A/N in case you didn't clock, the last one one was actually her mum.

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