So my friend made me insecure this morning.
She didn't take me seriously when I kept telling her to stop.
So without using much.
I slapped her right on the face.
Making her nose gush.
So-.
This should teach everyone to 1, not doubt my strength, 2, listen when I'm telling you to stop bothering me.
Two can actually lead to a lot of awful effects, but in this situation it was the nose bleed.
And the sixth grade assistant principal watched me and did nothing.
Made me nervous for a few minutes.
But then I was just like, "Oh, wait. Nah, I'm good. Keep walking, keep walking."

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If Bats Didn't Use Waves
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