Today I had already said two puns.
Me: //looks at dad// Today's gonna be snow fun.
Dad: //face of shame// Boo.
- - -
Me: //already ready to go outside//
Me: I have two pairs of pants, and two shirts.
Dad: And a partridge in a pear tree.
Me: More like partridge in a prepared tree.
My dad actually liked that one.
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If Bats Didn't Use Waves
Non-FictionThe fourth book in my series of shitty journals! One of a kind! The last one! Buy now! Money back if you hate it!
