Fears

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Today I had already said two puns.

Me: //looks at dad// Today's gonna be snow fun.

Dad: //face of shame// Boo.

- - -

Me: //already ready to go outside//

Me: I have two pairs of pants, and two shirts.

Dad: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Me: More like partridge in a prepared tree.

My dad actually liked that one.

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