If Bats Didn't Use Waves

Pro

Say something, say something.

Do a pickup line at your best.

Wait.

Don't do that.

He'll think you're even weirder.

F u c k.

Ask him for a pencil or paper.

Wait.

He'll just tell me I already have those things.

Damn.

Look away, look away.

He's looking at you.

No, wait.

He's s t a r i n g.

Look at him.

Look.

Damn.

He looked at you.

Look away.

Distract yourself.

Look at the other guy.

Make him curious.

Make him curious.

Wait.

Don't.

N o p e.

He's staring at you again.

Why the f u c k are you staring back?

Stop.

S t o p.

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Say something to your friend.

Wait.

He turned his head.

You know he's listening.

Keep talking.

Wait.

Your mouth is full of shit, S T O P.

Jesus.

Now you know he's definitely listening.

Talk about something to keep your mind off of him.

You're red.

Jesus f u c k.

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