5. Don't chop his hand off with your lightsaber, and then admit you're his father after 20 years!
Okay, so maybe he doesn't want to join you on the Dark Side. That doesn't mean you should chop off his right hand. And here's a reminder: if you say you're his father after you do this, he's not gonna believe you.
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How Not To Be A Father (Featuring Darth Vader)
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