1. Don't murder their mother!
Yes, you may get angry at your wife sometimes, and yes, she may say that you are breaking her heart, but don't go as far as murdering her. Sheesh.
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Tip #1
1. Don't murder their mother!
Yes, you may get angry at your wife sometimes, and yes, she may say that you are breaking her heart, but don't go as far as murdering her. Sheesh.