Me: Hey everyone, we gotta lot of dares from my co host!
Max: I didn't dare anything?
Me: there's the Max I know and love !
Max: yeah! Wait what?!
Me: blushes! Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!
R: I dare everyone to say the stupidest thing that comes to mind! Except Kevin!
Kevin smiles and is about to say something!
R: save it, donkey!
Kevin frowns!
Me: here's how it goes! If you talk, your next! Got it, good!
Tyler: I'll go first! The time when I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom without noticing and tripped and fell on Amy and Shope! And when Shope told no Ne but Amy did, well that's when I started crushing on her!
Everyone either awwwwww's or snickers but Shope!
Shope: that's so sweet! Kisses his cheek and they blush!
Roach: now it's your turn!
Max: ROACH! Covers his mouth!
Me: HA! Oops! Covers my mouth!
R: really guys? Uh oh! Covers her mouth!
Shope: just go in the order you talked in. Mine was the time I went for a birth day party for Tyler, but then fell into the cake and punch bowl! Blushes more!
Tyler: and she still looked adorable!
Roach: mine is the time I got a pet goat and it are all of my clothes! When I was outside!
Kevin: oh yeah, the incident!
Max: mine was when I tried to ask out Maddy, but accidentally asked out Andy! In front of the whole school! On vanities day, and if she would be my girlfriend!
Me: what?! I wasn't listening? But I heard my name and Andy's! What was that?!
Max: uhhhhhhhhh..... What?! Nothing!
R: oh I remember that! You know they are identical twins!
Max: yeah I do know that! Now.
Everyone laughs!
Me: mine was the time I was playing with kindergarteners and they all(12) started to chase me and tackled me to the ground, then when I was going home, one of my teachers distracted me when I was walking and I ran into a pole! And a bunch of kids saw it happened! (True story that happened only a few days ago on (1-6-16!)
Max: oh, I remember that!
Everyone laughs
Me: yeah yeah, R!
R: the time when my mom bought two drinks and mixed them up on accident and I accidentally drank achohal.
Some snicker but me Max and Kevin!
Kevin: it's not funny! How would she know?! It was an accident!
Everyone stares at him!
R: awwww that's so sweet! Kisses his cheek!
Kevin: he heh! Uhhhhhh...... Faints!
R: that's one way to make you quiet!
Me: ha! True that! I kisses Max on the cheek and he faints! 3...2...1...
Max: ahhhhhhh! Why am I on the ground?
R and Me: how should We know?!
Max: what's the next dare!
Me: well let's check!.... Starts to have a full body blush! No way! R!!!!
R: laughs! You got to! It's a dare!
Me: I'm gonna get you!starts chasing her with a foam chain saw!
R: AHHHHH! Cough cough! Wait a sec! Me and her stop and take out sodas and slurp them down! Smack smack! Mm, that was good! Now where were we?! Ahem! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Starts running away from me until, she stops! Oh wait, I can do this! she teleports away!
Me: dang it! Snaps! Well looks like I got to sing..... To Max! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!😫
Max: hey!
Me: no offense!
Max: we're is there no offense?!
Me: don't know and don't care! I'm gonna sing a grojband song! Sings love!
Max: you have a beautiful voice!!😍
Me: yeah, yeah, NEXT! Kevin, kiss- starts laughing crazy! So does R! And Max's comes over and reads the dare and starts laughing to!😂
Kevin: who?!
R me and Max: TYLER!!!!😈
Tyler Shope and Kevin: WHAT!!!! NO WAY!!!!😡
Me: R!!!! Do your thing!😉
R: gladly-😎
Max: WAIT! IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! Remember?!😏
Me: that's why I'm recording it genius!😒👿
Max: Thanks Maddy!😄😇
Me and R roll our eyes!
R: let me do my thing! Pushes Kevin on to Tyler and they kiss! HA!
Tyler: ahhhhhh! Kisses Shope! That's sooooooooooooooooo much better! He and Shope blushes and Shope giggles!
Kevin: I think I'm gonna-pukes on r's shoes!
R: ewwwww! KEVIN!!!! Maddy can I use your foam chain saw!
Kevin: please don't!
R: please do!
Me: no!
Kevin: yessss!
R: awwwww!
Me: but you can use my new foam samurai sword! You can keep it! It also has a cup holder!
R: sweet thanks! Chases Kevin and beats him up!
Me: next-
Tyler: how many times did you dare?!
Me: well it was on my messages which I don't usually check until like every three days! But then I saw all the dares and thought! I want apple juice!
Everyone: what?!
Me: it was what I was thinking! Then I thought.... I really should check this more often.....
Everyone: ohhhhhhh.....
Me: anyway! She dared you to punch jock in the face!
Roach: ok! Punches him and gets thrown back into a locker!
Then Kevin does it but runs away while getting hit by rocks Shope does it and he just pushes her! Which made Tyler mad!
Tyler: DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY SHOPE!!!! Knocks him out cold! With only his bare fist! Ow! Starts to shake his hand!
Shope: my hero! Kisses him!
Everyone: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Tyler: they break apart blushing even more red then usually! It was nothing, also, That was nice.....faints!
Shope giggles!
Me: next! Omg! It's time for us to go to the future! Not!
R: awwwww! Why!
Me: some people are getting hired and I want it to be as surprise so I'll do it soon! Also if you asked to be cohost then please make a nickname and a small catch phrase! Nothing big, just like for the intro! But don't worry R, I will do this dare soon, once the other host, and oc's come!
R: the other oc's?!
????: she didn't tell you about us?!
?????: Classic Maddy!
???????: I know right!
???: who are they?
R: who are we?! Who are you!
Aidan: I'm Aidan! That's my gendy (gender bent!) Andy! And I'm Max's best bud! Fist pumps Max!
A girl who almost looks like me but has a long braided brown hair and blue eyes, while I have down to my shoulders brown hair, brown eyes and a scar above the right! Max has brown spiky hair, and brown eyes as Adian has blue eyes and thick brushed hair. And wears a black ski cap, and Max and I were blue and black Theodora's!and Andy a blue flower!
Jenny: and I'm Jenny, and this is jack!
Jack: sup!
Jenny has short black hair, green eyes. And has a big purple stripe in her hair, jack has messy blonde hair, green eyes and has a green stripe in his hair!
Me: glad you guys could make it! Oh, and the final dare is......... Hears a drum roll! Huh? Looks and sees Andy playing a drum roll! Hey!
Andy: I only get to come in every other chap! Got to make it count! Hits the drum hard and breaks it! Oops, heh he!
Me: for and art contest me and r are the judges! Go!
Jenny: yay! Hits a can of paint and it starts to wiggle!
Me and R: uh oh! Duck and cover! Hides behind a desk!
Tyler: why?!
Me: cause Jenny's a mega klutz!
Jenny: am not! Hits the table and the some paint cans go flying and hit Max Adian jack and Kevin
The boys covered in paint: HEY!!!! They all try to hit Jenny but miss yet accidentally hit Shope! Uh oh!
Tyler: Shope! Grrrrrrrr! Starts throwing paint at them like a mad man!
Roach: PAINT WAR!!!!
Me and R: watching everyone go into war with paint while eating popcorn and Jenny sits down with us with no paint on her some how!? Huh?
Jenny: every time someone tried to hit me I tripped our accidentally had someone in front of me.
R: ohhhhh.....
Me: see! Klutz! She frowns! But hey, I'm a mad woman! Hipper, crazy, loud, annoying, and am very apologetic! So where even!
R: and I'm crazy, smart, I have a bad side, and have wicked powers! We both stare at her confused. To be fair I said I was crazy and that I have a bad side that btw you do not want to get on!
Jenny: thanks, so what do you want to do?
Me: I don't know.... Call the news?!
R and Jenny: sure, why not?
.........
Later on the news!
The crazy 8's became the the insane twelve! And had a huge paint war that some how they destroyed half the block! With PAINT!? How is that even possible?! What will these wacky kids do next?!
Jenny: well that was crazy! Well please ask or dare us!
R: and if you want to be a host there's only one to two spots left! So hurry and type in your nick name and catch phrase, also, give us wacky dares and embarrassing truths please!
Me and Max: BYE!
Me: MAX! Punches his arm!
Max: ow!
