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Mariana x William Shakespeare Fanfiction

Mariana x William Shakespeare

As you know William did not only write plays, but sonnets as well. What you did not know is that William Shakespeare wrote one of his most famous sonnets, Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?, about this girl. Her name was, Mariana ugh lol no Rodriguez, not John Cena like many believe.

In the middle of May, he met this perfect girl once again. He was really nervous and didn't speak to her but she spoke to him. "Ayy sup Shakespeare" Mariana said. "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Is how the unfortunately socially awkward Shakespeare replied. Mariana was very confused and walked away. Shakespeare cried because he thought he would never see her again.

The next day John Cena, Shakespeare's best friend, payed him a visit. "dooodooodoooodooodooodooodooodoo............JOHN CENA" John yelled as he broke open William's door. "Sup m8 u wanna 1v1 me?" John asked Shakespeare. Then John noticed that William seemed depressed. "Are you really writing one of those stupid tragedies again? You know how much of a failure Romeo & Juliet was." John Cena said. "O woe is me. I shall write another tragedy, and name it Hamlet." Shakespeare said. John Cena rolled his eyes because he just knew that it would be a terrible failure.

"John, you don't realize how terrible I feel. I have met the perfect girl and completely ruined my chance with her. She spoke to me and all I said was uhhhhhhh. There is no way she will ever speak to me again." William Shakespeare said. "John Cena has an idea. You love to write those stupid sonnets. Where did you meet her?" John told William. "I saw her yesterday, it was very windy and the flowers were just starting to bud. The flowers are almost as beautiful as her, but I could compare her to nothing but the beauty of a summer's day." William said. "I shall write a sonnet for my one and only love." William shouted. "Hold up John Cena has a question. Aren't you married?" John Cena asked William Shakespeare. "Yes but who cares about her she is weird." William replied. "Now quickly leave. I must write my sonnet." William told John Cena.

"See you, if you can even see me." John Cena said. After John Cena left William went to work quickly.

A week later, William went down the same street at the same time he ran into her on last time. "Shall I........" William rehearsed his sonnet, hoping she will forgive him. He looked up and saw the most beautiful face he had ever seen. He straightened his tie, walked up to her, and began to read his sonnet. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st. So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." William spoke in a nervous voice. "I don't know what you just said but I think you are cute. You wanna go to Starbucks with me m8?" Mariana asked. "Of course!" William said. They then lived happily ever after with....................................

JOHN CENA

(the video is of bethany, the writer's, mom dancing)