Me: WHAT'S UP MADLANG PIPOL/DARBARKADS!!!
Everyone: STOP SAYING THAT WE DON'T GET IT!!!
Me: I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT~
Kidou: she's gone nuts...
Me: AHAHA SHUT UP SPAGHETTI HAIR!
Kidou: grr i hate you
Me: WHATEVER! BTW TODAY'S RAP BATTLE WE HAVE TWO ICE COUSIN ARE GONNA RAP TO EACH OTHER AND THAT IS FUBUKI SHIROU!
(Everything is dark except they give fubuki a spot light)
Fubuki: hm?*curious*
Me: AND THE OTHER SIDE IS SUZUNO FUUSUKE!!!
(the light gives suzuno a spotlight)
Suzuno: wtf!?
Me: someone give them some mic please~
(2 random people give Fubuki and suzuno a mic)
Fubuki: eh?
Suzuno: haha your gonna lose shirou
Fubuki: *curious*
Me: LET THE RAP BATTLE BEGIN!
Suzuno:
hey people this is me yes gazelle that's me
Look people my hair yes i use L'oreal true
I'm fabulous as ever or forever and ever
And my cousin fubuki who's jealous my hair like yeah ever
Fubuki: ?
Gouenji: FUBUKI SAY SOMETHING!
Fubuki: eh?
Gouenji: HE MEANS THAT YOU SUCK!
Fubuki: *pops out vain*
Looks like my cousin topic means his hair and looks
You see we don't talk about beauty and looks
I have a technique that made of ice yes that its eternal blizzard
So step back and watch how i freeze people bitch
Everyone: O_O
Me: *jawdrop**drop the microphone*
Suzuno:
Oh you want our topic means power
Ok i can tell you about my passion in soccer
I play great so great i mean great as ever
I can kick nagumo's face
Nagumo: HEY!
If he bothers me anyway
Don't you know that my technique is more powerful than yours
If you say bitch again I'm gonna northern impact your face
Fubuki:
Ahaha that's so funny you made me laugh
I don't care what you say so don't make me your slave
Just get your ass off me you crazy skinny bitch
Everyone: O_O
Me: is he in atsuya mode?
Suzuno:
First thing first I'm not making you become my slave
But it sures look good to you become my slave
So get your atsuya to help you how to improve your eternal blizzard
Cause your not the one who invented that technique
So poor you your not the striker your just a defender
Fubuki: *getting angry*
Ok i admit atsuya is the one who invented that technique
Everyone knows that so yeah i said it
But i made my own technique called 'wolf legend'
Hah what are you gonna say bitch
Hah you lose now
Everyone: O_O
Me: ok that's enough now *turn to readers* so readers please vote that who has an amazing rap skills*phone ring**check it* o my G!
Everyone: what?
Me: someone video this battle!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Fubuki/suzuno: WHAT!?
Me: wow 100,000,000,000,000 views that was fast
Fubuki: *check his phone**see the YouTube user* who the heck is the 'Starttwerkitlikeamiley' is?
Me: no idea anyway PLEASE VOTE!!!
