russian maffia bears and stuff

A new body part , a new me?

When I woke up Ted Bundy's cousin and the old butler were stading over me talking. I was to groggy to understand them. They must have noticed my eye's twitching becouse they both leaned over to me saying something. What ever they were saying I couldn't make out. Then I blacked out again. This time I woke up on a bed in a padded room. I sat up my body felt so heavy I just wanted to go back to sleep. But I forced myself out from under the covers. As I was sitting their catching my breath I saw something gleaming between the bottom of my pant leg and a pair of slippers I had on pulling it up I found out my was leg was metal. Both of them were as a matter of fact. That when the butler came in

Butler: hello

Me: What happened to my legs

Butler: Their in my trash can

Me: Well why the hell are they in there and not on me?

Butler: They were weighing you down we can't have that now can we?

Me: Are you fucking retarded I used those to walk without them I'm not very fast at all because I cant fucking walk!!

(ya ya see that I'm considered cool and edgy now that edgy language and two exclamation points Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit)

Butler: relax the new one's will work better any ways

Me:......did it ever occur to you I didn't want new legs?

Butler: Are you hungry?

Me: what does that have to do with my legs?

Butler: I know how to solve this whole cutting off your legs thing

Me: How?

Butler: Was your mothers name Martha because mine was

Me: (Then all is forgiven)

Then he made me some Couscous and brought it to my bed ( I still don't trust my legs).

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