"Well son I can defiantly say your not pregnant" he says as I swing my arm up so my hand landed over my heart.
"But" he says
There's alway a f%cking but.
"But you can" he says
What does he mean I can, that's when it hit me.
"I can get pregnant" I ask looking at him wide eyed
"Yes son see right there that's a uterus" he said pointing to the scene
I was a little more then shock
"Then why the hell am I acting pregnant" I ask rather rudely
"Odd question but do you perhaps near or know someone pregnant" he asks
"What kind of question is that" I say again rudely
"Just answer the question" he snapped see now I wanted to cry
"Yes my friend Justin but he's not around actually I don't even know where the f%ck he is" I say starting to get angry
"You really care about him" he says
I take a deep breath and noded
"Ya what does all this have to do with Justin" I ask
"You have sympathetic pregnancy" he says with a smile
"Sym preg what" I ask
"You have Couvade syndrome also known as sympathetic pregnancy, male pregnancy experience, or "pregnant dad syndrome," refers to a condition in which a father-to-be or a close male friend experiences some of the physical symptoms of pregnancy prior to the baby s birth." He says
"Ok so your saying I care so much about Justin that I'm feeling how he feels" I say he nods
"How long does it last" I ask
"Till the baby's born" he say
I groan he's only five months pregnant I think.
"He's only five months pregnant" I say
"Sorry son there's nothing I can do" he say getting up "it was nice seeing you we're finished here" he says
Two hours later
I'm back at the flat
sympathetic pregnancy,"pregnant dad syndrome" I care that much about just I love Justin that much that I would get (lads walk in) "pregnant dad syndrome".
"Whats that" I looked up to see Louis with Harry, Liam and and Zayn behind him.
"Nothing" I say frantically I here clicking sounds then a beep
"Couvade syndrome, which is also known as sympathetic pregnancy, male pregnancy experience, or "pregnant dad syndrome," refers to a condition in which a father-to-be experiences some of the physical symptoms of pregnancy prior to the baby s birth." Harry read out loud from his iPhone
"Who'd you knock up" Zayn asks
"I didn't knock any one up" I say
"Then why do you have "pregnant dad syndrome," Harry asks smiling showing is dimples sitting next to me
"Because wait no never mind" I say getting really upset I can't tell them can I
Lets change the subject
"I have a uterus" I say
"What!" They all yell
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