Brunette: Ug! I got an F on the test! Bleh ima kill myself.
Blonde: don't do that cuz then you not going to be able to live.
Brunette: Fir real? Nah!

For real?!?
Brunette: Ug! I got an F on the test! Bleh ima kill myself.
Blonde: don't do that cuz then you not going to be able to live.
Brunette: Fir real? Nah!