A blonde went to a mans house and said that she would paint anything for free. So the man told her to paint the porch and she said ok. The man went inside and his wife was upset. She asked if he told the blonde that the porch went all around the house. Then the blonde knocks on the door and says that she finished. She even had enough for a second coat. "Oh and by the way, that is not a Porsche, that's a Ferrari!" Says the blonde