A blonde, red head, and a brunette were sitting on top of a construction building unpacking their lunches.
The brunette says:
"If my wife packed me another taco, I'm going to throw myself off this building."
The brunette unpacks his lunch, sees a taco, and throws himself of the building.
The red head says:
"If my wife packed me another salad, I'm going to throw myself off this building." The red head opens his lunch, finds a salad, and throws himself off the building.
Then, the blonde says:
"If my wife packed me another tuna sandwich, I'm going to throw myself off this building."
The blonde opens his lunch and sees a tuna sandwich, so he throws himself off the building.
The next day, the wife's of the three men were at a funeral for all three of them. But the blondes wife isn't crying. The others ask:
"Why aren't you crying?"
"What?" She replies. "He packed his own lunch."" #wattpad
"I haz one;
A blonde, red head, and a brunette were sitting on top of a construction building unpacking their lunches.
The brunette says:
"If my wife packed me another taco, I'm going to throw myself off this building."
The brunette unpacks his lunch, sees a taco, and throws himself of the building.
The red head says:
"If my wife packed me another salad, I'm going to throw myself off this building." The red head opens his lunch, finds a salad, and throws himself off the building.
Then, the blonde says:
"If my wife packed me another tuna sandwich, I'm going to throw myself off this building."
The blonde opens his lunch and sees a tuna sandwich, so he throws himself off the building.
The next day, the wife's of the three men were at a funeral for all three of them. But the blondes wife isn't crying. The others ask:
"Why aren't you crying?"
"What?" She replies. "He packed his own lunch.""
