Me: *staring off to the right*........
Gemini: Hey, Denese, where's the- *sees me staring* Uh, what are you looking at?
Me: Them *points to the fire signs fighting*
Gemini: Hmm? *looks* Wha-Why are they fighting?!
Me: Because........they started complaining about being my favourite sign.
Gemini: I thought I was your favourite...
Aquarius: *walks in and hears* Oh, I was here earlier. They all started when Sagittarius noticed Denese's dyed hair.
Gemini: Her hair *looks at me* It's red...
Me: I told them I had to choose between blonde, red, or violet.
Aquarius: That's when it all went to hell ^^
Gemini:......Ooooh! Because their hair colors!
Me: Yep, they thought that I chose red because of Aries and when I told them no, Leo started bragging about how you don't decide who's my favourite by hair colour and that it will always be him......Then Sag started arguing about being my sister sign and being the closest to my best friend.......then they all started fighting....
Gemini: Oh......
Libra: Hello-Whoa......What happened?
Me: Long story
Gemini: They're fighting over who is her favorite!
Libra: Why?
Aquarius: because of her new hair color
Me: Honestly, I wanted it blue or green....
Libra: Why didn't you choose green?
Me: They didn't have those colours
Libra: Buy from the store! You could've been matching with me!
Aquarius: Ehehe, or me if she chose blue
Libra: She would've gone with green, it's her favourite color!
Gemini: I think she should've kept it brown
Aqaurius: So she can be matching with you?
Gemini: Obviously. I'm her actual sign, therefore hands down, her ultimate favorite.
Me: Uhhhh.......
Aquarius: Whoa, whoa, whoa, first you claim the Internet, now we're having this?
Gemini: You wanna go again?
Libra: Actually, she talks to me more often than you two. I think I should be the favorite.
Me: Guys, the fire signs are already fighting....let's not do this too.
Aquarius: Denese is right....... LEO, SAG, ARIES STOP FIGHTING! NONE OF YOU WILL BE THE FAVORITE BUT ME!!
Leo: You wanna go shorter!?!
Aquarius: Bring it pussy!
*all out brawl between air and fire signs*
Cancer: *appears next to me* Why are they fighting?
Me: Don't bother asking....it's just favouritism.
Cancer: Oh..... am I your favorite?
Me: I don't want to answer that...
Cancer: Oh.....*dark aura* Will you answer now?
Me:.......*moves 100 ft. away*
Cancer: ^^
