Our life with Matt and Mello(a Death note fanfic)

Chapter 5 - Stitches and fights

Zoey: I'm hungry....
Matt: Then let's go eat something.
Mello: (Knock's on the door too Chiharu's room) (nobody is opening) Well, let's just leave her.

                            -one houre later-
Matt: (opens door) Hello!!
Zoey:(sees Chiharu sittning in the couch with a blanket wraped around her looking terryfied)
Zoey: What.....the.....hell.....?!
Mello: Huh?(mouth full of chocolate)(sees Chiharu)(spits out all chocolate) Oh, my.... dear god....
Matt: What have you done...?
Chiharu: You.... left...me alone.....
Matt:(hugs Chiharu)
Mello: Did he do something to you?!?
Chiharu: Juuzou??? Of course not! Well... He gave me stitches.... But nothing more....
Zoey: Then why the hell do you look so terryfied??
Chiharu: I watched a horror movie....
Mello: But why are you so scared?? You had that ugly and fluffy thing with you!!(points at Bosse)
Zoey: (gasps) (hits Mello in the head)
Chiharu: Yeah... But he wasn't very nice.... he just scared me even more!!!
Mello: I Told you it was evil, Chiharu!!
Chiharu: Nooo... He was just trying to play with me....
Mello: WHY DO YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND!!?!??
Matt: Stop being so naive Mello!
Mello: ME?! BEING NAIVE?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!
(Gunshoot)
Zoey: (points gun at Mello)
Matt: Thank you...
Zoey: Go to the naughty corner (points at corner)
Mello: UGH!!
Matt:....Wait a second.... HE GAVE YOU STITCHES??!?!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING?!?!
Zoey: (gasps) Let me see!!!
Chiharu: (Holds up her right wrist that now are full of stitches) here they are...
Zoey: JESUS CHRIST!!! THEY ARE SO PRETTY!!!
Matt: What the...hell!! (Makes wierd noises) wha??? What's???
Matt: WHY DID YOU GET STITCHES, CHIHARU???
Chiharu: WHY ARE YOU SMOKING???
Zoey: Oh my godness, two fights in one day?!?
Mello: (from the corner) Yeah, I know...
Zoey: That's our thing!
Mello: I know!
Zoey: OKAY, OKAY!! Stop it now Matt and Chiharu!!!
Chiharu and Matt: Huh!!?!
Mello and Zoey: That's our thing!!
Chiharu: Hmph!!
Zoey: Stackars Matt....
Chiharu: Jag hörde det där!!!(they are talking swedish to each other... And we are not gonna tell you guys What they said;))
Chiharu: ok, somebody got to walk me to the toilet!!! I'm too scared to do that by myself....
Matt: Hugh!! You are such a crybaby!!
Zoey: Ummm....( is in chock becouse she never thought they would get into a fight with each other)
Mello: Should we eat the cat for lunch tomorrow??
Everybody:(Looks at Mello like he is an idiot)
Chiharu: I really gotta go too the toilet!!
Mello: NOT ON MY COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Grabs Chiharu's hand, throw her in to the bathroom and close the door)
Chiharu: IT'S DARK!!! HELP ME!!!!
Mello: (Opens the door and turn on the light) SO!!!
Chiharu: GUARD THE DOOR!!! I DONT WANT TO LOCK IT!! STAND GUARD!!
Mello: What!?! I'm not gonna open it, Zoey's not gonna open it... Maybe Matt....But Come on You're dating!!!
Chiharu: AHHH!!
Mello(sight) What now??
Chiharu: I saw something in the mirror!!!
Mello: are you sure it wasn't You're reflektion??
Chiharu: Ehh?....
Matt: how do you cope with her Zoey???
Zoey: Don't worry, Matt... You will learn... I thought you alredy knew that, But you will learn...
Mello: Zoey!
Zoey: What?!
Mello: I'm gonna visit L, wanna come?
Zoey: HELL YEAH! sorry Matt...
Matt: (Left to die alone. Chibi is in the bathroom)

-a half hour later-

Chiharu: HELP ME!!!!

Matt: (playing a video game with his headphones on)

Chiharu: PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Matt: ( still doesn't hear Chiharu)

Chiharu: I'M STILL SCARED YOU KNOW!!!
Zoey??? Matt? Mello??? COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!?!??

Bosse: (Walks to the bathroom door and scratches it)

Chiharu: IIIHH!!! THAT'S IT!! I'M CALLING SOMEBODY TO COME AND GET ME OUT OF THIS MAD HOUSE!!! (Picks up phone and calls Juuzou... Again)

-Ten minutes later-

Juuzou:(Knock's on the door But no one is opening) ( opens the door and walks in) Ummm, Chiharu???
Chiharu: JUUZOU!!! THANKS GODNESS!! COULD YOU PLEASE LEAD ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM???
Juuzou:(opens the door, takes Chiharu's hand and leads her out of the bedroom)
Chiharu: (sees Matt) YOU!!!!
Matt: (turns head slightly and sees Juuzou) WHO THE  HELL IS HE??!? HE'S HERE AGAIN?? (Takes off headphones and pauses the game)
Chiharu: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!(points at Matt)
Matt: WAIT, WHAT???
Chiharu: YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
Juuzou: I'll go then!~ (walks away happy.)
Chiharu: YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORING ME!!!
Matt: No, I haven't....
Chiharu: Yes, you have!
Matt: No...
Chiharu: Well, I've been screaming for my life the past minutes!!
Matt: (points at the game)
Chiharu: oh...I SWEAR!!! SOMEDAY I'M GONNA THROW THOSE GAMES OUT THE WINDOW!!!
Matt: Yeah, that day Mello gives up chocolate and marries Zoey!
Chiharu: oh, and just so you know... We are going to Sweden next week, so you have to meet my family!!
Matt: (walking away) do we have a rope somewhere?
Chiharu: Why are you wondering?
Matt: I'm gonna commit suicide...
Chiharu: You can use one of Mello's gu- WAIT WHAT?! You can't die! Who is gonna protect my from myself?!
Matt: Zoey?
Chiharu: ...she is like a mix betwen you and Mello...MELLO!
Matt: We are weird...

There you go!~
Mello: Well...they are weird...
Zoey: SO ARE YOU!
Matt: (sigh)
Chiharu: We all are weird!!!(happy face)
Juuzou: Bye!!!~