41. When your parents are on the phone telling a story to their friend and you're just like "that didn't even happen"
42. I don't care if I can't sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.
43. That awkward moment when your teacher gives you a 20 minutes speech about wasting time.
44. Saying random numbers when someone is counting to make them loose count.
45. I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
46. That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
47. When someone says the words "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YOUTUBE" real fast.
48. SARCASM: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
49. That awkward moment when you look over at the car next to you, and someone is already staring at you.
50. Making up a whole story in your head, hoping one day it will happen.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...