201. The moment when you start obsessing over something and you want to talk about it all day but can't because other people don't understand.
202. Those mini spaz attacks when you're in bed, half asleep and think your falling.
203. If we were meant to pop out of bed, we would sleep in toasters.
204. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here?
205. Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "Was I drunk the entire relationship?"
206. I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
207. When your teacher threatens to move you and you're sitting there like, "Moving me won't solve anything, I talk to EVERYONE!"
208. My imaginary friend think you have serious mental problems.
209. If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
210. Slamming the door twice because the first one wasn't loud enough.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...