Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?Papyrus: THAT'S NOT EVEN A SKELETON JOKE!
Sans: I tried.
Papyrus: IT'S OKAY.
Sans: I feel ashamed.
Papyrus: SANS-
Sans: I'm the pun god, this is a humiliation.
Papyrus: SANS IT'S-
Sans: At least I have you so I'm not-
Papyrus: SANS PLEASE N-
Sans: Bonely.
Papyrus: SIGH.
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Sans' Punny Book of Puns
RandomJust don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.