sexting ≫ l.h

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luke: what are you doing?

me: im studying

luke: studying what

me: math:(

luke: i can help baby i'm good at math

me: i need the help but not yours

luke: why not?

me: bc you annoy me lots

luke: yet you keep answering

me: fine ill block your number

me: bye fake luke hemmings!

fake luke hemmings: fake luke hemmings?

fake luke hemmings: is that how you have saved me?

me: i did now:)

fake luke hemmings: change it back

me: to what?

fake luke hemmings: save me as babe with a heart emoji

me: nah

me: i changed it to luke skywalker

me: :)

luke skywalker: should i save you as princess leia?

me: princess agnes i prefer

luke skywalker: change my name to luke and a heart pleaseeeeeeeeee

me: ill change it to how i had you before

me: luke

luke: how original

luke: i saved you as bby

me: careful you might send the wrong sext again bc im pretty sure kayla is also saved as bby

luke: are you calling me a player?

me: i never said that

me: but yeah

luke: for your information kayla is saved bby nr 2

me: am i nr 1?

me: i feel honoured

luke: does that mean we can sext?

me: go sext kayla or your other bbys

luke: bet you they are not as hot as you

me: bet you kayla has heard that before

luke: you're offending me agnes

me: au revoir

me: i have to do french now and im not good at it

luke: madamn your hot

me: you still havent seen me like not even a photo

luke: send me a selfie

me: to a stranger? nope

luke: your hurting my feelings agnes :-(

luke: dont you trust me?

me: hold up that's a trick question

luke: fine dont send a picture then

luke: how do you look like then?

me: like a girl

me: i got lady parts and long hair and i dress like a girl

luke: i got that already

me: i need to study:(

me: i dont want to

luke: what do you wanna do then?

luke: i know somethings...

me: for the hundredth time we're not going to sext

luke: i wasnt gonna say that agnes

me: what do you have on mind then?

luke: a classic game of 21 questions but let's not count them cus we will forget how many

me: this is so cliché like how many times have i read a fanfiction including this

luke: wanna do this or nah?

me: anything is better than studying so go ahead and ask me something

luke: would you ever send me nudes?

me: no i would not

luke: but we are not tied yet :-(

luke: you've seen my dick, i should get to see your boobs

me: i never asked to see your dick yet i saw it

luke: then lemme change my question

me: fine

luke: was my dick nice?

me: how much of an ass are you?

luke: agnes you have to answer :-(

me: it was okay i guess

me: i dont know how to answer to that anyways

luke: that answer is enough for me, you can go ahead and ask me something now

me: i dont know what to ask tbh

me: when did you have your first kiss?

luke: i was in high school

luke: when was your first time?

luke: be honest

me: never

luke: what

me: luke i have never had a first time yet

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this is so bad lmao im having fun