sexting ≫ l.h

three

me: luke im very wet

luke: oh my bby well we have to do something about it

luke: what are you planning to do?

me: go inside its pouring outside

me: i forgot to take an umbrella out with me

luke: -.-

me: what is it?

luke: well agnes we werent clearly on the same page

me: well luke go back a few chapters then

luke: where were you?

me: somewhere very depressing called college where ppl go and study to get a shitty job as bartenders

luke: college girl that's nice

me: sure...

luke: do you have any siblings?

me: do you just randomly ask that?

luke: answer me

me: i have a twin brother and two older sisters

luke: can i know their names?

me: no you cannot

luke: :-(

me: elliot, nicole and lisa

luke: are they hot?

me: luke they are in their late 20s and one of them is married

me: go and talk to kayla

luke: i cant she is on a photoshoot

me: is she a model?

luke: im not very sure

me: how could you type in the wrong number?

luke: well agnes i met her at a party and she slipped me her number and i typed 6 instead of 5

me: and you sexted me instead

luke: i did agnes

me: stop luke

me: now luke

luke: no agnes

me: this is the dumbest conversation i have ever had luke

luke: and not the best?

me: not really

luke: your talking to someone famous

me: who doesnt know how to use your and you're properly

me: and stop with that i still dont belive you

me: i anyways dont like 5sos so you dont have to keep doing that

luke: what do you like then?

me: halsey, twenty one pilots, one direction, green day, blink-182 and so on

luke: i know some of them

me: yeah same

me: let's not do this

luke: do what?

me: do what?

luke: what are you talking about?

me: what are you talking about?

luke: agnes?

me: agnes?

luke: are you fucking with me?

luke: ill make you scream

me: is that a promise?

luke: do you want it to be a promise?

me: luke you're gross

luke: you were into that bby

luke: unless you were a virgin

luke: that'd be awkward since you saw my dick  

me: funny...

me: goTTA ZAYN

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so let's do like 150 and ill update? idk is it to much? let's try! maybe spread the word or something bc i really like writing this!