Last Night

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Last night, I was reading and my sister licked me (we have a complicated relationship) it was wet and gross and I wanted to get it off. So, I grabbed the flashlight I was using and I'm like "Let's heat it up" because I thought it would make it dry😂. Then we started joking around about heating up stuff. You accidentally stepped on your hamster? Heat it up. You dropped your phone and it cracked? Heat it up. And other stuff. It was funny.

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