So, earlier at lunch, me and Bridget and Jordan were hanging out when one of them said "retarded" and I remembered a flashback from Choir on Wednesday or Thursday, when Mr. Lanning was telling us about 'retardandos' so I reminded them and we couldn't stop laughing.
Then when I was at a Chinese restaurant my dad was reading and hearing stuff wrong. He was eating his fortune cookie and his fortune said "You will be rewarded" and he thought it said "You will be retarted". Then my mom wanted to eat the ice from my dad's cup and she asked him "Can I eat your ice?" And my dad had a little pile of rice by him and he pointed to it and is like "It's all yours" and my mom's like "No, your ice" and I burst out laughing!! And then when we were at the mall we passed by a photography place called Paul's Photography and my dad thought it said "Paul's Pornagraphy"🙄
