Everything sounds nicer when you sing
When you sing, when you sing, when you sing
As long as it sounds pretty you can sing
Evil things, violent things, nasty things
You can tell your grandma its time to put her in a home
Dump your boyfriend, say he's gonna die alone
That's a pretty song Mal
Oh, hey, James hey... I'm dumping you...
What?
I mean I'm dumping you
Oh! Okay!
As long as it sounds pretty they can't trace
That you just insulted them to their face
Take Jason here for example. If I just say to him,
I want to hurt you.
What?
It comes of a little threatening. But if I sing it in a jazzy voice...
I want to kick you in the head!
Wow! Thank you!
Your welcome Jason, I'll see you in the parking lot after work
Everything sounds nicer to music
And it helps that Jason here's an idiot
It's true! I am!
Just imagine if doctors used this tactic when diagnosing their patients
Look, you have one week to live...
What? I am suing you.
Here Doc, let me try
Since your surgery you've been infected through and through
Because this stupid doctor left his iPod inside you
I've lived a good life. Sing it girl!
You can tell your friend she looks awful in those pants
Admit you never, ever wash your hands
I hope you don't mind ruining that blazer
Security's coming and their bringing tasers
Because you are fired
Fired! Fired!
You didn't do anything wrong
You're just fired
Fired! Fired!
You are fired
Fired! Fired!
Just cuz we don't like your face
You are fired
And you're not getting severance pay...
Do you think Mal actually needs glasses, and usually uses contacts, or was it just part of the sketch?
