Me: My mom is a yoga instructor, so she literally died of laughter when Obi-Wan started doing hot yoga.
Captain Literally: Did someone say literally?
Me: WAIT NO!!!
Shoulder Angel: Poof!
*Audience laughs as Shoulder Angel climbs up Captain Literally*
Shoulder Angel: Don't kill people!
Captain Literally: But she said literally, it is my job to restore balance-
Shoulder Angel: You literally shouldn't kill people.
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Shoulder Angel: Balance Restored!
I have no idea where all that came from. XD hope you like it.
Obi-Wan: Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke...