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Part eight

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E: so kimberly... hook me up!

J:HAHA. no

E:Whyy?

J:because apparently she's "too out of your league"

E:She's really not

J:Get it because you said that to Haley

E:People underestimate how cute I am

J: ok but seriously, I havent talked to her in a year so you gotta go ur own way fam lmao

E:So when did you start liking me?

J:probs on my birthday

E: When u used to i mean... Hm birthday

J: ?

E:Oh when u blocked me And we had a chat on nyahs pic

J: OMG

E:And I sent you the Katherine thing lol

J: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. yee

E:That was badd

J: yo ethan can we stop talking about my past because that so bad i cant believe i wasted my time liking you

E:See this experience has taught me a lot about the feminine species.

E:Wasted your time?... Whats that supposed to mean?

J:yeah because i got nothing out of it :'-)

E:oh. alright.

J: yay lifes good

E:Hey. Why do you keep putting sad things on snapchat

J: its been my thing, you newbie

E:Thats true, I'm bored entertain me

J: wanna hear a story that happened to me the other day

E:Yes

J: so, i was in my aunts garage, and i thought a piece of hair got stuck on my bra

E:Alright.....

J: so i tried taking it out, and when i took it out it wasnt a piece of hair..

J: IT WAS A FUCKING COCKROACH.

J: so i grabbed the nearest object next to me which was a knife and cut its head off. AND IT WAS STILL WALKING.

J: i cried for 15 minutes

E:NO FUCKING WAY..

E:Should i slide into kimberly's dms

J: go for it, she hasnt answered me

E:what do you mean she hasnt answered you?

J: because i dmed her lol im so nice

E:why'd you dm her

J: because im a nice person

E:Does her hotline bling often?

J: HAHHHAHH yeah

E:I dont wanna get curved :(

J: lol

E:LOL. So funny. I dont wanna follow first bc thats when you know ur desperate.

J: lmao damn

E:Ikr Huh. How do you know kimberly anyway?

J: at my old school she used to do volley ball with me and got hella close with me.

E:Really, Is she like nice or..

J: lol

E:is that what you say when you dont want to say anythingor answer my questions

J: tbh yeah. she says she doesnt even know you. you creep,

E:WHY WOULD YOU SAY ANYTHING TO HER?! wow u ruined my six month plan

J: I LOWKEY WANNA SEE WHERE THIS GOES HAHAHHAHA

E:I hate you

J: ur weird, much hate

E:Aye hanzjamz followed me when she didnt even know me, now we coo

J: this is so funny

E:Im not even mad, YOLO right?

J: How do you know her??

E:Becuase ive seen her at school and on instagram..

J: oh my god this is so funny.

E:Stop talking to her bruh bruh bruh honestly?? Fuck u, why would u say that.

E:Im so done.

J: because i love karen.

E:Yo but foreal I fucking hate you now no joke, like you dont tell people that.

J: thanks that was the point

E:Now i seem like a creeper.

J: YOU ARE.

E:Dude I told you that in trust. That it was going to be between us, what the fuck

J: "hook me up"

E:Nah fuck you, Im actually like really pissed.

J: but she wants to talk to you, u butthole

E:Shut up

J: ok fine

E:When i say shut up i mean keep talking

J: HHAHAH YOLO

E:did you lie? Im really sad now

J: why? no??

E: Nah but stop playing with my emotions

J: define your definition of sad.

E:Like really disappointed.

J: Im so, so, so sorry, ill just stop talking.

E: Like dreaming of dating Selena Gomez and then waking up to realize it was all a lie, that kind of sad.

J: okay cool im gonna go

E: Really? Keep talking to me this is fun

J: what the fuck you're bipolar.

E: Yeah ik i get over things quick, Lifes too short to mad you know.

J: damn...