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E: so kimberly... hook me up!
J:HAHA. no
E:Whyy?
J:because apparently she's "too out of your league"
E:She's really not
J:Get it because you said that to Haley
E:People underestimate how cute I am
J: ok but seriously, I havent talked to her in a year so you gotta go ur own way fam lmao
E:So when did you start liking me?
J:probs on my birthday
E: When u used to i mean... Hm birthday
J: ?
E:Oh when u blocked me And we had a chat on nyahs pic
J: OMG
E:And I sent you the Katherine thing lol
J: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. yee
E:That was badd
J: yo ethan can we stop talking about my past because that so bad i cant believe i wasted my time liking you
E:See this experience has taught me a lot about the feminine species.
E:Wasted your time?... Whats that supposed to mean?
J:yeah because i got nothing out of it :'-)
E:oh. alright.
J: yay lifes good
E:Hey. Why do you keep putting sad things on snapchat
J: its been my thing, you newbie
E:Thats true, I'm bored entertain me
J: wanna hear a story that happened to me the other day
E:Yes
J: so, i was in my aunts garage, and i thought a piece of hair got stuck on my bra
E:Alright.....
J: so i tried taking it out, and when i took it out it wasnt a piece of hair..
J: IT WAS A FUCKING COCKROACH.
J: so i grabbed the nearest object next to me which was a knife and cut its head off. AND IT WAS STILL WALKING.
J: i cried for 15 minutes
E:NO FUCKING WAY..
E:Should i slide into kimberly's dms
J: go for it, she hasnt answered me
E:what do you mean she hasnt answered you?
J: because i dmed her lol im so nice
E:why'd you dm her
J: because im a nice person
E:Does her hotline bling often?
J: HAHHHAHH yeah
E:I dont wanna get curved :(
J: lol
E:LOL. So funny. I dont wanna follow first bc thats when you know ur desperate.
J: lmao damn
E:Ikr Huh. How do you know kimberly anyway?
J: at my old school she used to do volley ball with me and got hella close with me.
E:Really, Is she like nice or..
J: lol
E:is that what you say when you dont want to say anythingor answer my questions
J: tbh yeah. she says she doesnt even know you. you creep,
E:WHY WOULD YOU SAY ANYTHING TO HER?! wow u ruined my six month plan
J: I LOWKEY WANNA SEE WHERE THIS GOES HAHAHHAHA
E:I hate you
J: ur weird, much hate
E:Aye hanzjamz followed me when she didnt even know me, now we coo
J: this is so funny
E:Im not even mad, YOLO right?
J: How do you know her??
E:Becuase ive seen her at school and on instagram..
J: oh my god this is so funny.
E:Stop talking to her bruh bruh bruh honestly?? Fuck u, why would u say that.
E:Im so done.
J: because i love karen.
E:Yo but foreal I fucking hate you now no joke, like you dont tell people that.
J: thanks that was the point
E:Now i seem like a creeper.
J: YOU ARE.
E:Dude I told you that in trust. That it was going to be between us, what the fuck
J: "hook me up"
E:Nah fuck you, Im actually like really pissed.
J: but she wants to talk to you, u butthole
E:Shut up
J: ok fine
E:When i say shut up i mean keep talking
J: HHAHAH YOLO
E:did you lie? Im really sad now
J: why? no??
E: Nah but stop playing with my emotions
J: define your definition of sad.
E:Like really disappointed.
J: Im so, so, so sorry, ill just stop talking.
E: Like dreaming of dating Selena Gomez and then waking up to realize it was all a lie, that kind of sad.
J: okay cool im gonna go
E: Really? Keep talking to me this is fun
J: what the fuck you're bipolar.
E: Yeah ik i get over things quick, Lifes too short to mad you know.
J: damn...
YOU ARE READING
hb.
Novela JuvenilIn that moment, I didn't have to unlock my phone, the notification gave it all away. "unbelievable" - Ethan :)