Dean Ambrose Facts // WWE

Fact #5 - Eating.

Dean Ambrose is convinced that doughnuts and starfish are closely related.

Dean is highly allergic to starfish, but everytime he sees one at a beach, he tries to put them in his mouth.

Dean also calls salads "Leaf puzzles", and only knows how to eat soup using one chopstick, but for only the first three years of his life, his diet consisted entirely of gumballs. 

Dean briefly ran a food cart selling "melted pancakes", where customers scooped raw pancake batter up with their bare hands.

Dean also once ate a calculator in effort to improve his math skills. In addition to that, he once starred at the sun for three hours straight, and that's how he taught himself calculus. 

Dean tips his waiters, cab drivers, and beyond with three bologna sandwiches.

Once a week, Dean calls Vince McMahon to pitch him the idea of "me, sitting in the middle of the ring, eating a baked potato for like half an hour".

Dean calls wires "robot noodles" and eats them at least once a week.

Dean Ambrose calls turtles "crunchy hamburgers" and frequently tried to pick them up and eat them.