How to get away with Redrum

My Addiction To Cheese

This is the chapter I warned you all about earlier.

This is my chapter about cheese.

Yes, I am going to talk about my love of cheese and how often I eat it.

Okay so first we shall start with the best.

Medium hard cheese.

Basically when we buy the big block of the cheese, I manage to eat it in two days. ((Nobody in the house gets any of it but me xP ))

I eat it mostly on crackers or by  itself.

I don't have an obsession xD ((Actually, I do....))

I'm surprised I haven't turned into a mouse yet honestly...

Okay, next we shall go onto white cheddar flavor which I always have on my popcorn.

It tastes pretty deadly.

I mean seriously people you should totally try it.

Gosh, I say by the end of this book I'm going to recommend like a hundred things. (( Wow, that actually seems like a lot o.0))

Okay so I also really enjoy cheese whiz and cheese slices.

I also have it on crackers xD

I really like cheese and crackers.

That's what I had for breakfast.

Wait, I just realized that what I had for my breakfast doesn't matter to you guys.

Oh, it does matter to one of you?

My life ain't exciting guys.

I want cheesecake.

Cheesecake is actually amazing.

I ate cheesecake for breakfast once.

A chocolate one.

So it wasn't even that healthy.

Whoops. ((Nah, I don't really care honestly, cheesecake is forever my friend))

Anyway this was my obsession with cheese.

I don't know why I love it so much.

I just do.

I've always like cheese and hopefully I always will.

Cheese is an addiction.
Cheese is my friend.

The one thing I don't get is why people want us to say cheese when we take photos.

I mean there is no cheese.

Now I want cheese.
Anyway I hope whoever reads this (Shay and Rose I'm guessing)) enjoyed my randomness.

If you have any cheese that you don't want you can give it to me xD

Shhhhh, nobody heard that.

I shall be the cheese queen.

Oh my, that sounds cheesy.

So yeah,
This is Jessie.
The Cheese freak.