Dyke

Did My Time

"My Mom doesn't tolerate screaming or cursing. She also has a no-sex zone in her house, so don't get any ideas." Lily said. "Ew! Not that desperate, thanks. I just got to know you." I said, laughing. Lily smirked and shrugged, then unlocked her front door and called, "Momma, I'm home!" I looked around.
It was a pretty big house. There were ancient chandeliers, wood tables, and a bunch of flowers. It almost made me ashamed of my messy, old home. "Lily? Come up here will ya?" "I got a friend, we're gonna do homework in my room." She said, taking my arm and dragging me to a door that (I guess) led to her room. "Lily Moreno?"
Lily stopped, sighed, and said, "Yeah, Ma?" "What gender is this friend of yours?" "Female, ma." "Who is this young lady?" "Alice Jane Cooper, ma'am." I called out. It just occurred to me that I couldn't see the woman. "Alice Cooper? Isn't that a man?" I chuckled and said, "Yes ma'am. No relation." "Ah. Well, Ms. Cooper. Remember, no cursing, no sex zone. Good luck with your homework group!" Lily groaned and pushed me into her room, closing the door behind her.
"Sorry about my Mom. She's overprotective." "No prob. I get it." I chuckled, sitting down in a chair in a corner. Her room is a light shade of blue, with lavender accessories and sheets. It was a pretty big room. It looked like a walk-in closet, two dressers, pictures and awards everywhere, the walls filled with posters and lyrics. There was a desk with books, a phone, and a laptop on it, as well as a light. The bed was made and neat. It was perfect, just like her.
Dammit.
"So, you like the room?" She asked. She sounded almost nervous and it caused me to laugh. "What?" She asked, hands on her hips. "Of course I like it. It's neat and perfect just like yo-" I began, then stopped. "Oh shit, did I really just say that?" "Yeah. You did." Lily said, laughing in hysterics. Well, good thing she took this as a joke. Good thing she also didn't notice my cursing!
"Sorry, my tongue slipped." I giggled. "Whatever, girl. Let's start the homework!" She said, snapping her fingers. I laughed and put Pandora on, then started helping Lily with her homework while head-banging to some great music and finishing my homework.
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"Me so bored!" I exclaimed, sighing. Lily laughed and continued browsing on the internet. "Can't we go outside?" I asked. "Of course! I just don't wanna." Lily said, sticking out her tongue. I groaned and the song changed to Swamp Song By Tool. "Come on! Let's go to my house, at least we can curse there." I pouted. "Is there internet access?" Lily asked. "No sh- I mean, no duh, how do you think I survive?" "Fine then, let's go." I did my happy dance while Lily grabbed a sweater that said: Go To Hell For Heaven Sake, an A.D.I.D.A.S book bag and her laptop.
We left her room and Lily hastily told her Mom that we were leaving and going to my house, and we'd be back before 8. We got another no-sex warning, and we left her house.
"Be warned, my house is nothing like yours." I said as we walked up to my house. The outside was red brick, and the door was wood. I opened it with my key and I heard Lily gasp behind me. I smirked.
The door led into the living room first, and it's pretty big. There's a flat screen, two fish tanks, a love seat, a sofa, and a piano. It was also pretty dirty. There were clothes on the sofa, laundry bags lining the wall, and a note on the mirror above the piano. I went to go pick it up as Lily marveled at the fish.
Dear Alice,
I'm going to a conference, and I need you to watch after Zeppelin. I may not be home in time for dinner, but there is lasagna in the freezer. BEHAVE! Be in bed by , 10and make sure both of your homework is done. No TV until it is.
Love,
Mom
I grinned and turned to Lily. "Mom won't be home til late. We got the house to ourselves!" I smiled. "I have to be home by 8, Alice. But that's still pretty cool." "Yup! Come on, lemme show you around." I said. I took Lily's hand and said, "This is the living room." I walked us to the kitchen that had a stove, microwave, blender, sink, window, fridge, cabinets and island and introduced her to it. We then turned around and I showed her the dining room, with the glass table and cabinet. We continued down the hall and I opened Zeppelin's door. "What the fuck!" Zeppelin said. He was laying on his bed, with a Deadpool shirt on, sweats, and a big frown. I laughed and said, "This is Zep's room." Lily hid her laugh and waved. Zep rolled his eyes and said, "Close the fucking door you dyke!"
At that point I proceeded to kick his ass.
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After the fight (which Lily pulled me out of) I changed my clothes and heated up the lasagna. Zeppelin was such a DICK! I mean what the fuck? Puberty much? How can he tell a random girl my sexuality and call me a dyke all in one fucking day? Asswipe.
I called Vanessa while Lily was using the bathroom and she said she'd be over soon. After Lily and I ate, we decided to go out and skate. We hadn't really talked since I beat up Zeppelin, and it make me wonder if she was scared of me. I shrugged and gave Lily my spare board, then yelled at Zep to eat, take a shower, and go to bed. It was only 6:35, but I wanted him out my hair.
Once we got outside, I found out Lily couldn't skate.
"What? How do you not now how to skate? That's a necessity for life!"
Lily punched my shoulder.
I laughed and said, "Come on, lemme teach you." Lily stood on a board and I took her arms, and instructed her how to kick off. I ran beside her and and held on in case she fell. She eventually got the hang of that, then I taught her how to turn. After she got it, we raced down the hill. I went easy on her and she won, then made a big deal out of it. "I won the pro! Looks like you aren't that good after all!!" I opened my mouth to speak, but Lily said, "Rematch!" I rolled my eyes and followed her to the top of the hill.
Lily started boasting again, and she didn't pay attention to her skateboard. One foot was on the board, the other halfway. I told her to put her leg down, but at the position we were on on the hill, the skateboard rolled down- with Lily on it.
"Lily!" I yelled, jumping on my skateboard. Now, picture this. A hill about 20 feet high. An amateur skater with no gear on, rolling down it. Yeah. Not such a pretty picture.
I skated down the hill at lightning speed, then reached out and grabbed Lily's arm, stopping my skateboard. We tumbled over, rolling about 3 feet before stopping. Lily looked at me, eyes wide. "How the hell did you do that?" "Practice makes perfect, sweetheart." I groaned. She was sitting on my chest, and she was kinda heavy, plus I had really no air after that fall. I guess she didn't notice because she reached down and hugged the lights out of me.
"On a hill, really Alice?" Someone said. My eyes shot open, and Lily jumped off of me.
Vanessa stood with a smirk on her lipsticked lips.
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