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message 9

my friends say i should act my age. whats my age again? whats my age again?

niwhore: after talking for you for so long, i noticed something

lwtoml: what is that

niwhore: you honestly ruined my social life

niwhore: im not even exaggerating you ruined my social life without even noticing it

lwtoml: shane dawson voice

lwtoml: im sorry im a fuck up

niwhore: pls

lwtoml: love you :))

niwhore: orly

niwhore: do u

lwtoml: i just said it

lwtoml: so yEAH

niwhore: isnt it too soon

lwtoml: what

niwhore: what

lwtoml: its a bromance

niwhore: oh

lwtoml: did you want it to be a romance?

niwhore: yes

niwhore: *no

niwhore: stupid autocorrect

lwtoml: mhm

niwhore: iM BEING SERIOUS LOUIS

lwtoml: lolk

niwhore: wait i need to uh

niwhore: take a really long or really short piss

lwtoml: dont masturbate to my pictures

niwhore: no prOmises

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chat between harry is now madonna and niall bitch face emoji

niwhore: harry help

amazinglyharry: whats wrong pal

niwhore: (screenshot of niall and louis' conversation)

amazinglyharry: im not larry af anymore im nOUIS AF YA FEEL

niwhore: i've been nouis af for the past 3 or 4 months

amazinglyharry: isnt time going oddly fast

niwhore: who cares

amazinglyharry: tru

amazinglyharry: now why did you disturb my netflix

niwhore: i need your help

amazinglyharry: with...?

niwhore: i know you're louis' closest friend, right?

amazinglyharry: yeah now get to the point i dont have all day pal

niwhore: well

niwhore: HoW DO I GET LOUIS TO UM

niwhore: LIKE

niwhore: LiKE ME BAC K ???

niwhore: dO YOU EVREN KNOW HIS SEXUALITY

niwhore: OhMYGOD WHAT IF HE'S STRAIGHT AF AND NOT GAY AF

niwhore: iM WHEEZING WHAT IF IDONT HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM

niwhore: AGHH CRUSHES ARE SHIT LETS JUST GET RID OF CRUSHES FOR LIKE EVER

amazinglyharry: can u liek

amazinglyharry: chill ur shit

amazinglyharry: i was getting a banana if u know what i mean ;^))))))))

niwhore: stop urself harry

amazinglyharry: fine

amazinglyharry: from what i know

amazinglyharry: louis is gay af like he will sit on ur banana or put his banana in u any day any night any time any where at any place i swear that horny little shit had sex on a plane maybe even had sex in antarcica or however the fuck you spell it but all his boyfriends were boys i dont think he ever liked girls idk

amazinglyharry: that was really long

amazinglyharry: like my dick

niwhore: bitch pls ur dick is probably smaller than my pinkie finger

amazinglyharry: o

amazinglyharry: u wANNA FITE M8

niwhore: my bootyful face wont want to be hurt

niwhore: and either way i still need more advice m8

amazinglyharry: can i not enjoy my banana in peace

niwhore: no i wont let you enjoy the 2nd penis

amazinglyharry: groans i cant get a real one anywhere let me enjoy the 2nd choice of a penis

amazinglyharry: my last choice is probably a fucking dildo at this point

niwhore: are you masturbating with a banana

amazinglyharry: who says that

amazinglyharry: who says by selena gomezizzle

niwhore: wow you're really lame

niwhore: anyways

niwhore: what were the boys that he dated like

amazinglyharry: half of your traits

amazinglyharry: they were funny, sweet, nice, sarcastic, and approved by the one and only hot ass harry edward styles AKA me

niwhore: do you approve of me

amazinglyharry: duh

amazinglyharry: i wouldnt be helping you if i didnt

amazinglyharry: so you have a huge chance actually

niwhore: i hope so

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niwhore: im back

lwtoml: yay hi

niwhore: hi

lwtoml: that was a long time of you pissing or masturbating

lwtoml: im guessing the second one

niwhore: of course you'd think that

lwtoml: you know me so well ni :')

niwhore: duH

lwtoml: oh im gonna go watch a movie with harry, alright?

niwhore: oh

niwhore: alright

niwhore: tell me all about it

lwtoml: i will 😊

niwhore: emojis are illegal

lwtoml: 😘

niwhore: what

lwtoml: 👁 1/2 a 💜 on 👉

niwhore: i dont understand ?

lwtoml: good

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