Jar-Jar is love, Jar Jar is life

Jar Jar is love, Jar Jar is life part 2

It's the last day of school and I'm in my last class. I'm talking to my super cool teacher and thank him for a Jartastic year. He says "It was Vader to be with you." I turn towards him, it's just as I suspected It was Darth Vader this whole time. I lung after him and try to wreck him in his ugly boy rectum, but it was no use. As I uncover his anus Darth Sidius pops out and stars shocking me with his lightning hands. Just as I thought I was a dead man Jar Jar jumps out of the fish tank. Without any hesitation Jar Jar grabs Vader by the dick and strangles him with it. Darth Sidius tried to run away but Jar Jar Pulled out his squirt gun and throws it at Sidius, then Sidius falls to the ground. KO!! Jar Jar then restores my life and sends me home with a sore anus from a tiny undersized dick. Jar Jar is love, Jar Jar is life