Would you Rather #2

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NightFrostySURPRISE asked: Would you rather marry someone you really hate forever, or kill someone you really love? Anyone can answer XD

Me: Hmmmm, anyone can answer? I'll let Canine answer.

*Grabs Canine's ear and pulls him out of the darkness*

Me: OKAY CANINE-KITTY I GOTTA QUESTION FOR YA

Canine:... IT BETTER BE GOOD BECAUSE ILL MURDER YOU IF ITS NOT

Me: Whatever :3 Okay, would you ratheeeerrrr....

Marry someone you really hate forever,

Or kill someone you really love? :3

Canine: do I have to answer this?

Me: yes, yes you do.

Canine:.... *Thinks for a moment* I'd rather marry someone I hate forever. -3-

Me: why? X3

Canine: Because that way I can fucking murder them and burn their body and dump their ashes into a river and then celebrate afterwards.  -3-

Me:...oh

Canine: I wouldn't kill somebody I love. That's fucking stupid and I would regret it. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE *Hisses and goes back into corner*

Me:...... ._. *still thinking about what he said*

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