2nd Art/Rant Book

uHH..

Okay so my 11-year old sister (I THINK SHE'S 11 xD I FORGOT) has one of her friends over to spend the night, and she's 10, I think? XD I'm really bad with ages

Anywho, I'm laying on my bed, and the two suddenly burst through my door and tACKLE ME DOWN

And I'm just like; "wTF GET OFF ME"

And my sis suddenly places her hands on my cheeks and squishes them and she's like, "sssSSSHHH YOU GOT CHUBBY CHEEKS AND THEY'RE SO CUTE. YOU'RE A SQUISHY HUMAN :3"

So I'm just like, "uh.. oKAY?? ><"

And then she pulls her hands away, looks at me in the eyes, and she whispers, "i'm drunk"

And she and her friend get off me and go back into the living room

And I'm just laying here, wondering what the fuck just happened

I don't even know

What the fuck just happened xD

i'M NOT FOOKIN CUTE OKAY
AND I'M NOT SQUISHY EITHER