2nd Art/Rant Book

my weird dream

I had a weird ass dream the other day and I just thought I'd share it with you

Okay so I work at a gas station store. Y'know, like, a convenient store? Ya, I work at one of those

And like, for some reason, I'm about to get fired?? I don't know why

But my manager suddenly texts me on my phone??

And the text said, "send me a pic of your wedding ring and I won't fire you"

And I'm like, whAATT?? whAT THE FUCK

and I look at my hands and I HAVE A WEDDING RING ON

ITS VERY PRETTY

so I take a picture of it on my phone and I send it to my manager

And he's like "lol okay you're not fired anymore"

..It was weird as fuck

I don't even know who I'm married to