Voicemail #2:
Ah, Yoandri! I just don't understand this: Why am I feeling so bad for you? Why am I pitying you? Why am I thinking about you?
What about me?
Why aren't you calling me in the middle of the night? Why aren't you leaving me voice messages? Why aren't you thinking about me?
Oh ha!
I know why
You never think about me
You're always thinking about her
Ha, ha, ha
