A/N : see , at first I wasn't gonna even go into details with the prank calls but I decided to give y'all something to laugh about.
[ Christina's POV ]
I had went upstairs to get my phone book , when I came back down Rayan already had the house phone in his hand.
"Y'all ready?" Rayan asked laughing. We nodded . He went to the W's in the phone book. "Hmmm. JU CHOO WUUN ." He said . I looked at him and smirked.
"Bruh, lemme do this one, lemme do this one." I said as I took the phone and dialed *67 then the number. I put it on speaker when he answered
"Hello?" Ju Choo Wuun said.
"Aye, is dis ju choo wuun??" I said sounding like a dude.
"Yes this he."
"Did your wife have a problem?"
"My wife? What would she have a problem with?"
"WHEN SHE SAW JU CHOO WUUN DESE NUTS." I yelled in the phone as I hung up. They all just busted out laughing. Ray had tears in his eyes. I just chuckled. I don't like laughing in front of people.
"Oh my gosh yo I can't deal!!!!" Jacob said panting for air.
[ A/N : for the slow assholes that didn't get the joke . "Ju choo wuun" is pronounced like "you chew on" . ]
" Bruh!!! I'm so glad I recorded that shit on Vine!!!!!" Chres yelled through his laughter and posted the vine . Chelsea said she recorded it on Instagram . I don't even know what these websites are wtf? I gotta google it.
"Who's next?" I said. Still holding the phone in my hand. Rayan quickly took it from my hand.
"Imma call Craig." He said. I just rolled my eyes and smirked. He dialed *67 then Craig's number. When he picked up Ray put it on speaker phone.
"Hello?" Craig said.
"Uhhhhnnnn iz dis Craig doe?" Ray said in a ghetto voice . I covered my mouth to keep from laughing.
"Yes . Who the hell is this?"
"UH UH BABY BOO! Don't act brand new, you know this yo baby boy in this stomach bew bew" Rayan said. Rubbing his stomach for the effect. Chres and Jacob ran into the kitchen and started laughing.
"What?" A feminine voice said.
"YAS CRAIG YAAAAS JU REMEMBA DET NIGHT BEW YAS YOU DO." Rayan said biting his lip so he wouldn't laugh. Omfg. I can't . Me and the girls are silently laughing. I covered my face . When I laugh , my dimples show and I don't like that shit.
"Uh uh Craig , who is this hoe???" Sarah said.
"No babe look I dot even kn-" she cut him off.
" YOU AIN'T GOSTA LIE CRAIG YOU AIN'T GOSTA LIE" Sarah yelled obviously mad.
"What's your name?" Sarah questioned ray.
"Precious" he said as he hung up the phone. Oh my gosh I can't I can't .
"I FEEL AN 8 PACK COMING ON." Jacob yelled as he fell to the floor laughing holding his stomach.
"NO MORE OMFG NO MORE." Trinity yelled through tears. Then we heard a knock at the door.
"Imma ..... Imma get .... Get it y'all!!!" Chres tried to say while laughing . We all looked at the door. He opened it and there stood a pissed off Craig. Why he at my house? . AHAHAHA he had a red hand mark on his right cheek. Chres looked at me to see if he can enter , I nodded in approval. He sat next to ray on the couch
"Man, Sarah just broke up with me." He said with his face in his hands.
"Why?" We all said in unison .
"Cause some bitch named Precious gone call me talm bout I got her pregnant . My nigga, I wrap before I tap. " he said in anger.
We all exchanged looks and busted out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Craig asked confused.
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