The Verte-Bae ~ A SansxReader~

Chapter 2

Before you knew it, you were standing in front of a small house. It was a cute, little single home that was decorated with Christmas lights. It made you laugh, due to the thought of Sans struggling to reach the roof. He was short, but you really shouldn't talk because you were almost as short as him. In fact, he was a bit taller than you. It made you laugh even more when you realized it was the middle of October. He led you into the house and you were immediately greeted by another skeleton. He was tall and towered over you and Sans. "HELLO SANS! I SEE YOU BROUGHT HOME A HUMAN!" The taller skeleton looked down at you and smiled. Man, this guy was loud. "HELLO HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WELCOME YOU! " He grabbed you, and without warning pulled you into a giant embrace. "Pap! I don't think (Y/N) can breathe!" Sans said in a voice that was a little bit louder than his already soft voice. Papyrus probably noticed that you were turning blue, from lack of oxygen, and put you down. You began to breathe heavily. "HUMAN! I, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS, WILL GO AND MAKE YOU MY FAMOUS SPAGHETTI!" Papyrus ran into what seemed to be the kitchen and Sans grabbed your shoulder. "So, uh. Pap's food isn't very edible. Just a warning." Sans plopped down on the couch and turned on the TV, but he didn't seem interested in anything on it. You sat down next to him and began to watch it with more interest. There on the screen, was a pink and black robot, with long legs and heels. It was singing and posing. The poses began to speed up and it looked like the robot was dancing. You looked at Sans and he looked disgusted. "Mettaton is such a freak." You laughed at his comment. You realized he knew the robot named Mettaton, and thought they must have met underground. "Hey, maybe we should go take a walk or something. Well, after I eat Papyrus' pasta, that is. He seemed like he really wanted me to try it." You asked Sans, hoping that he would agree. "Sure kid.

After a few minutes, you could hear large explosions erupting from the kitchen, which made you worry about what you had the 'honor' of eating. "HUMAN! YOUR PASTA DISH IS READY!" You and Sans both got up and you mouthed 'Please help me,' before being shoved into the kitchen. Papyrus handed you a plate of spaghetti and you stared at it, noticing the shiny particles inside. "Um, Papyrus, is there glitter in this?" Papyrus nodded and gave a smile that made you want to hug him to death. "OF COURSE HUMAN! I CALL IT SPARK-GHETTI!" You smiled at Papyrus as he stared you down, waiting for you to take the first bite. You picked up a chunk, and reluctantly, put the stale pasta in your mouth. You gave papyrus an uneasy smile and tried to say, "It's great, "without it trying to come back up into your mouth. Papyrus turned around and hugged his bony brother. "SANS! THE HUMAN LIKED MY DISH! I REALLY AM A MASTER CHEF!" You took the opportunity to throw the spaghetti out the window. "That's great, bro." Papyrus looked at you again; his face glowed like the Christmas lights outside their house. "THE HUMAN FINISHED IT! WHERE DID THE PASTA GO?" Papyrus said with tears of joy forming in his eye sockets. "I don't know Pap. I guess it's just pasta-bowl for the kid to eat that fast." Papyrus looked down at Sans with an irritated look on his face. "SANS GET OUT!" Papyrus shoved you both out the house and you smiled. "Guess we can start that walk now." You said to Sans, as he began to walk. "Wayyyyy ahead of ya kid. Literally." You laughed, as the two of you began walking anywhere that seemed interesting, telling puns that made everyone around you face palm. "Today really is gonna be a great day!" You said aloud by accident. Sans chuckled and you stared up at the blue sky.

As you and Sans were walking though the area, you began to tell jokes and puns at any given moment. "Yo, (Y/N). Knock knock." He stared at you with big eyes. "Who's there?" You replied, still laughing at the last joke. "A broken pencil."  "A broken pencil who?" You stared at him, having absolutely no idea where he was going with this. Sans sighed and looked at you, disappointed. "Never mind it's," Sans paused and whispered, "pause for dramatic effect, POINTLESS!" Sans winked at you and you snorted, making Sans begin to laugh as well. "Sans, just because of that, I need you to ERASE my memory!" He began to laugh harder, as he held onto his nonexistent stomach. "Anyway, do you wanna go get something to eat?" You asked Sans. "Nah, I don't have the stomach for it." He looked at you and gave a shit-eating grin. You smacked the back of his head softly, and you both began to keep telling pointless puns.