Humorous Insults And Comebacks✔️

Part 16

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

If you're gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

...Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me,returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you-Sheldon Cooper

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive....

You're so fat when you shower your feet don't get wet.