Short Stories

The Magical Boxer Shorts

Just a random short story I originally posted on Quizilla. Yet, since that site shut down I only had it on DeviantART. And now it's here for your reading pleasure on Wattpad. Enjoy~

A long time ago, there was a magical pair of boxer shorts. The power they possessed was incredible. If used correctly, it could bring peace and tranquility to the world. However, if it was used in the hands of evil, it would start the destruction of the world. It would break out numerous amounts of natural disasters such as tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, etc. So in order to prevent the magical shorts from falling into the hands of evil, the king rounded up some troops, in which he dubbed the 'White Knights', due to the fact that they were clothed in only a chest plate, a sword and shield, a helmet, and tidy whitey underwear.

As the knights were guarding the shorts for the second week in a row- they noticed someone mysterious sneaking about the castle. As it turns out, it was none other than the evil Warlock himself! He successfully managed to steal the magical boxer shorts and escaped with them in hand. The head knight, Trou Sir Van Crack, then commanded the knights to pursue the Warlock and retrieve the magic shorts back. Unfortunately, the Warlock was unable to be found, so the king and his troops began preparations for the worst.

"Finally! I have the magical boxer shorts of ultimate power! Now no one will be able to stand in my way!" Said the Warlock as he then let out an evil laugh. Suddenly, the magical boxer shorts began to levitate in mid-air and then start to glow. "What the flying monkeys is going on?!" Exclaimed the Warlock as he watched the boxer shorts transform into a beautiful young maiden. The maiden was the King's daughter, Princess Pantunia, whom had been missing for 4 years.

"Please Mr. Warlock," pleaded the Princess. "Don't cause the destruction of the world!" She said as tears began to flow from hers eyes causing the rivers and oceans to flood.

"Never! Those fools are getting what they deserve!" Shouted the Warlock.

"Please stop this madness! Don't you care about the world?" Asked the Princess as she started to step towards the Warlock, which caused multiple earthquakes to occur.

"Save your breathe Princess! Your pleas are falling on deaf ears!" Said the Warlock.

"Please! You don't understand! You must stop before it's too late!" Cried the Princess.

"It's already too late! Now bring on the tornadoes!" Shouted the Warlock.

"As you wish, but you have been warned!" Said the Princess as she closed her eyes and focused really hard. All of a sudden, the Princess' dress starts to rise in the back as a massive fart erupted from her, which caused the tornadoes to break out. And it also caused the death of the Warlock.

With the Warlock dead, the Princess wished for everything to go back to the way they were before. And now the kingdom of Buttocks is safe once again.

~fin