On the Inside (Naruto Fan-Fic)

Chapter 5: Don't Kill My Doodles!

DISCALIMER: I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN AND MOST LIKELY NEVER WILL OWN NARUTO! ... (just thought I'll let you know ^_^)

Noticed that I have been spelling chūnin and jōnin wrong in both my fan-fics so I will go back when I have a chance and fix them and other mispellings and stuff.

Now ..... CHAPTER 5!!!!

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Chapter 5

***AKAHANA'S POV***

"I'm late, I'm late! For a very important date. No time to say "Hello, Goodbye". I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" I sing as I run through the village, getting strange looks by the way, trying to make it on time to take these exams I have been told I am apprently going to die in. We will just see what happens.

I arrived just in time. I seen Ibiki, who decided not to wake me up this morning, surrounded by chūnin at the other end of the room. He was shouting at a group which were suspisiously close to my team. Well my team outside of these exams anyway. Why do my team always seem to get themselves into trouble!? 

Well, I can't say much but still... 

No one seemed to notice my late arrival, thank unicorn. 

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I looked down at the paper, ignoring Ibiki who was going on about the rules I think, and came to the conclusion that I have no idea how to answer these questions. I may be strong if I do say so myself but I'm not that smart. Come on I angered and annoyed the person (Ibiki) who was meant to look after me. AND HE WANTS ME DEAD!

I looked up to find everyone else writing stuff onto their papers. 

I should of listened.

I now have no clue whats going on.

Whose stupid idea to let me go alone in these exams!? Giving a sigh of defeat I began to doodle.

Yup, you heard me right. I am going to waste my time drawing unicorns, rainbows and the odd skull here and there all over my paper. I took extra care to make it so you can no longer read the questions. My head shot up when a kunai landed in the middle of my desk and the doodle of Ibiki on a rampage's head. NO MY BEAUTIFUL DOODLE! T.T

"Number 39 your out!" A chūnin at the side of the room said. That's me! Why?

"Guy who needs to keep better hold of his weapons and stop killing doodles say what!?" 

"What?" He looked at me in confusion before ignoring my comment. "Never mind, you have been caught cheating 5 times, your out."

"What!?"

"Get out."

"NO!" It's safe to say we have the attention of the room now. Even Ibiki. ^_^ Who is currently glaring at me... shocker.

"OUT!"

"NO!!!" The chūnin and I where both standing at this point.

"Akahana, if he has caught you cheating you WILL leave even if I have to drag you out or throw you out the window!" And that ladies and gentleman is my 'loving' gaurdian.

"BUT HE'S LYING!"

"Why would he do that?"

"Because MmmHrrrmmpff ..." The chūnin had brought his hand over my mouth. Did I mention the chūnin was lazy person one. I still don't know their names. -.-  Ibiki came over and looked down at my paper.

"You haven't answered a single question." I bit down on lazy person one's hand hard and he jumped back with a shout. 

"What questions?" I asked ever so innocently.

"The one's you have covered in drawings!" He's loosing his temper.

"Can you see any questions?"He looked confused but shook his head. "Then there is no questions to answer is there, so obviously why would I need to cheat if there is no questions to answer." And that people is how my logic works. 

He gave off a small growl before stalking off, taking my paper with him, and coming back with a new paper. "I expect for you to have all the questions answered correctly by the end of this exam." Before turning and going back to his spot at the top of the room. 

"Awwwww.. ruin my fun why don't you." Which caused him to turn and storm back to were I was sitting.

"You're not here to have fun!" He shouted while poking me in the chest. Not in an perverted way of course. He is my guardian, although not a very good one, but still my guardian of a sort.

"Is there any rule, in your very long list of rules, that state we're not allowed to have fun during these exams." Cue random ninja with a 2000 page book appearing next to Ibiki. With looks, shakes of head and a peace out sign as random ninja dissappeared Ibiki got his answer.

"Well, no but.."

"Ah ha! So don't ruin it for me!" With that I sat down and started answering the questions with the first thing that popped into my head. Ibiki just walked off with the look of defeat and a few glares shutting up genin who where giving cries of protest about me staying in the exam. 

 I'm 'special' that's why.

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*CRASH*

In jumped a half naked lady and people think i'm strange. At least I don't go crashing through windows half naked while and exam is taking place. Okay I did once, but their wasn't an exam taking place and I was 6 so totally different! I was also being chased by ninja and I had been getting dressed after a bath so I say it doesn't count. 

Anyway, everyone was leaving the room so I just followed as I had no clue where I was going. I really need to work on my listening skills. 

I passed the exam by the way. I learnt that being lazy helps pass exams. Seriously, I was too lazy to leave when we had the chance.

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"WELCOME TO THE FOREST OF DEATH!" greeted Anko (a.k.a. the half naked lady that likes to jump through windows while exams are taking place). Anko's shorter. I learnt a new name. I will forget it it soon. Always do. ^_^

"The forest of death what now!?!" that was my reaction. I'm doomed.
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(A/N: I know, I know it's dead short but I have major exams for me at the end of the year and need to be on top of ALL my work which is hard T_T)

THANKS FOR READING ^_^

SORRY FOR THE WAIT ... T.T