Miscellaneous gay crap

Taming of that prickly dragon

This was based on the prompt:
People voted for us as the hottest couple of the school due to our crazy UST and we are not even a couple and hate each other but hey, your ass is kinda cute

"What the fuck, Potter?", Malfoy hissed, grey eyes glinting angrily."What the fuck is this?", he asked, hands gesturing helplessly but still with that annoying elegance.

"What do you mean?", queried the aforementioned young man and followed the flailing arm movements of his sort of not really arch nemesis. And promptly choked on thin air.

Hogwarts, the Hot List was tacked onto the pin board they were currently standing in front of, proudly proclaiming who was hot and who not and also Hogwart's cutest couples.

His green eyes took in the list and he skimmed over it until he came to #1.

There for all people to see, black on white, proudly and obnoxiously:

Number 1: Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter - Don't those heated glares and stares encite you beyond measure? Don' t you think they use the Quidditch showers for something else than just cleaning themselves? Well, you voted and we have our winner.

Harry just stared, his mouth open and his eyes wide.
That was ... No! He and Malfoy?!
Never and if hell froze over!

Malfoy just scoffed.
"Do not just stand there gaping like a fish, it lowers my reputation if I am to be seen in the vicinity of the likes of you.", he drawled, inspecting his fingernails. "We will meet in Hogsmeade on the weekend, so I can teach you to behave properly. See you then." His tone left no room for clamour.
And with that Malfoy swished away, talking to his friends and complaining about the atrociousness and how his father would hear about this.

Harry, at least, had the grace to blush.

But Malfoy was rather sexy and had beautiful eyes once you looked past the sometimes rather nasty character of his.

So maybe it would turn out alright and all thanks to the stupid gossip mongers of Hogwarts.