Btw it's not gonna go in a specific order but I'll try
---Calum
C-HEY HEY HEY
C- ask me my nameY/N-why??
C-just do it
Y/N what's your name?
C- I'm Calum Hoo
Y/N where's the d?
C- oh babe I'll give you that later
Y/N OMG!! CALUM Thomas Hood
Luke
L- we need to talk..
Y/N-Oh.?
L-idk something just doesn't feel right
Y/N-:/ what do u mean?
L-we have been dating for almost 1 year and you have not once made me a sandwich...
Y/N-........ok yeah I'm going to make you a sandwich choke you with it for scaring me to death
Ashton
Y/N- how was your day handsome bot?
Y/N- boy*
A- HANDSOME BOT DAILY
Report: all is as planned. The humans suspect nothing. Perhaps I will change my oil in the eveningY/N-smart ass
A-that's a bad word
Michael
Y/N-god damnit i asked my mum to buy me some fruit pebbles and she came home with fruity Dino bits
M-it is the same thing babe
Y/N- no its not if I asked you to get me fruity pebbles would u?
M- no I would get u Dino bits to piss you off
Y/N-fuck you clifford
M- when??
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